Nickel Sharp

Nickel Sharp
I’m bored. What can i do with the following items?

I’m bored in school. All i have in on my possession and around me are:

1 AA battery
1pencil
2 rubber bands
2 quarters
2 paperclips
1 nickel
4 dimes
1 sharpy
1 chewed pen cap
1 computer that can only access yahoo question do to a idiotically designed firewall
1 slim jim
1 empty foil wrapper
1 lump of chewed gum
1 roll of duck tape
1 sharp piece of plastic
some pocket lint of various colors.

Is there anything i can make with these items to cease my boredom. Mcgaver save me!

Open the slim jim, mash with sharp plastic
Mix the chewing gum into the concoction
Break open the sharpie and squeeze sharpie juice onto the mix
Get this mixture to become a paste
Add the coins to the mix
Add the foil to the mix
Add the pocket lint
Add the battery
Roll the mixture into a ball of duct tape
Wrap the rubber bands around the ball
Roll the concoction with the duct tape
Stab the roll with your pencil, make sure it goes all of the way through, throw the ball, using the pencil as a launcher, at the teacher’s desk
Go home with an angry parent

or

Eat the slim jim
Sniff the sharpie
Jam the battery up your butt

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